Shining In The Midnight Moonlight,

I Don't Care About Being Famous Or Having A Lot Of People Go, "she's Really Good."

Some Friends Of Mine Work In An Office. They Were Getting Really Nervous From Their Coffee Breaks, So They Started To Have Wig Breaks. They Tried On Wigs For 15 Minutes. They Found This Relaxing. So That's Wig Therapy.

Dogs Don't Just Like Us, They Love Us, And They Admire Us. The Big Reason They Admire Us Is We Invented Cars. They're Like, "yes, We Get To Go Somewhere!" Go Somewhere Faster, With Their Head Out The Window, And Their Ears, Like, "yes! Yes!"

I Always Feel Like If Someone Has Stage Fright, I Really Try And Say, "listen, These People Want You To Succeed, They Want To Have A Good Evening. They Want To See Something Really Great. They Don't Want To See Something Crappy. They Don't. They Want To Be At Something Really Special."

The Right To Carry A Gun Has Nothing To Do With The Rights Of Other People.