Show Me A Good Sportsman

What Are We At The Park For Except To Win? I'd Trip My Mother. I'd Help Her Up, Brusher Her Off, Tell Her I'm Sorry. But Mother Don't Make It To Third.

God Watches Over Drunks And Third Baseman.

Five Runs Ahead And He'd Knock In All The Runs I Could Ask For. One Run Behind And He Was Going To Kill Me.

Win Any Way As Long As You Can Get Away With It. Nice Guys Finish Last.

There Are Only Five Things You Can Do In Baseball - Run, Throw, Catch, Hit And Hit With Power.