Silence, Nothing Is Better.

Eighteen Months Before I Was Born, My Mother Was In Auschwitz. She Weighed 49 Pounds. She Always Told Me That God Saved Her So She Could Give Me Life. I Was Born Out Of Nothing.

Ireland Is Also Quite Nice. So Is Amsterdam.

The Other Day I Went To A School In Harlem To Talk To Some 7th Graders [12-year-olds] And I Said, ‘if I Have To Give You Some Advice, The Most Important Thing Is: The Sooner You Become Your Own Best Friend, The Better Your Life Will Be,’ 

If You Pay Attention, Everyone Is A Novel. The Most Boring Person, If You Sit Down And Really Listen, Is Someone Interesting.

If You Are Trying To Slip Out Without Waking A Sleeping Man, Zips Are A Nightmare. Haven't You Ever Tried To Creep Out Of The Room Unnoticed The Following Morning? I've Done That Many Times.