Since Events Are Not Metaphors,

Minds Will Wander Even During The Last Judgment.

Pornography And Cooking Shows Have Created Two New Spectator Sports.

Abyss-mongering Makes Professors And Poets Feel Daring.

Great Men Wait For The Right Moment To Abandon Caution. The Rest Of Us Abandon It When Impatience Becomes Too Much For Us.

Denial Of One Appetite Sharpens The Others.