Skipping School Isn't A Crime.

Stories Are Propaganda, Virii That Slide Past Your Critical Immune System And Insert Themselves Directly Into Your Emotions.

I Don't Know Anything About Press Conferences." "oh, Just Google It. I'm Sure Someone's Written An Article On Holding A Successful One. I Mean, If The President Can Manage It, I'm Sure You Can. He Looks Like He Can Barely Tie His Shoes Without Help.

Take It From Someone Who's Read The Wikipedia Entry: This Is How The Ottoman Empire Was Won: Madden Horsemen Fueled By Lethal Jet-black Coffee-mud.

It's Part Of A Cycle Of Stories I'm Writing Where I Deconstruct Classic Science Fiction.

The Right To Freedom Of Association Is Fine, But Why Shouldn't The Cops Be Allowed To Mine Your Social Network To Figure Out If You're Hanging Out With Gangbangers And Terrorists?