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I've Always Been The King Of Silence. I've Always Been A Minimalist Comedian. I've Taken My Influence From Jack Benny, Who Was The King Of That I've Always Done 'less Is More.'

I've Always Liked To Think Ahead. Not Stupid-far Ahead. A Hundred Years Doesn't Interest Me. But 20 Years Interests Me, And More For What Happens To Humans As Opposed To Things.

I'm A Big Consumer Of News And I Have My Six Newspaper Sites Booked. And What I Like Bout Twitter Is It's Almost, It Allows Me To Make A Comment About Something That's Just On My Mind.

There's Nothing Funny About Flying To Houston.

When I Die, If The Word 'thong' Appears In The First Or Second Sentence Of My Obituary, I've Screwed Up.