So If Animals Aren't Our

If Jesus Doesn't Have A Sense Of Humor, I Am In Huge Trouble.

I Gotta Tell You, I Do Not Envy Whoever They Try To Put In David Letterman's Chair. Folks Those Are Some Huge Shoes To Fill, And Some Really Big Pants.

Now You'll Have To Wait For Hours In Line For Medical Care Instead Of Immediately Not Getting Any.

I Wrote Things For The School's Newspaper, And - Like All Teenagers - I Dabbled In Poetry.

If Poor People Want Food Stamps, They Should Become Massive Corporations.