So I'm At The Wailing

The Only Work I Ever Turned Down Was A Cable Programme Called Diving For Excrement.

I'm Totally Normal In Every Respect, But I Have This One Quirk - I Can't Give Out A Number Without Laughing. It's A Problem When I'm Giving My Credit Card Number Over The Phone Because They Always Think: 'he Must Have Just Stolen It.'

A Computer Once Beat Me At Chess, But It Was No Match For Me At Kick Boxing.

Not Everybody Hates Me. Only The People Who've Met Me.

I Used To Get Drunk Every Night Until I Puked. Finally I Admitted, "i Am A Bulemic".