So Much Of What I

I Do Have A 22-inch Waist, I Will Say That.

I've Always At Least Tried To Be Self-deprecating When I Say Anything About Myself. As Long As You Set The Bar Low, It Will Keep People From Putting You On A Pedestal, So They Can't Knock You Off.

I Like Believing. I Believe In All Of These Irish Myths, Like Leprechauns. Not The Pot Of Gold, Not The Lucky Charms Leprechauns. But Maybe Was There Something In The Traditional Sense? I Believe That This Stuff Came From Somewhere Other Than Peoples Imaginations.

I Think That I'm So Psychotic And So Mentally Ill That If I Could Tap Into That I Could Do Something Really Interesting.

The Things That Happen In Your Life Are Either Your Choices Or Opportunities And Lessons The Universe Has Put Before You. Life On Earth Is Like College And We're All Just Trying To Pass The Courses.