So My Humor, I'd Say,

I Got Oedipus Off The Incest Charge--technicality, Of Course--he Didn't Know It Was His Mother At The Time.

Lesson One In Time Travel, Thursday. First Of All, We Are All Time Travellers. The Vast Majority Of Us Manage Only One Day Per Day.

There Are A Lot Of Idiots In This Country, And They Deserve Representation As Much As The Next Man.

History Has Rewritten Itself So Many Times I'm Not Really Sure How It Was To Begin With -- It's A Bit Like Trying To Guess The Original Color Of A Wall When It's Been Repainted Eight Times.

After All, Reading Is Arguably A Far More Creative And Imaginative Process Than Writing; When The Reader Creates Emotion In Their Head, Or The Colors Of The Sky During The Setting Sun, Or The Smell Of A Warm Summer's Breeze On Their Face, They Should Reserve As Much Praise For Themselves As They Do For The Writer - Perhaps More.