Socialism Isn't A Dirty Word;

You Must Not Feel Persecuted And Examined. Liberate Yourself From The Idea That People Are Watching You.

In England, We Have Such Good Manners That If Someone Says Something Impolite, The Police Will Get Involved.

On Respect For The Queen: When I Lick A Stamp I Always Do It With My Eyes Closed.

As Long As We Prioritize Material Truths Over Spiritual Truths We Will Live In Tyranny Because We Are Living An Illusion

When I First Became Famous In The United Kingdom It Was Helpful Because It Meant There Wasn't A Spite Of 'this Bloke's A Drug Addict,' 'this Bloke F**ks All These Women' Because I Was Just Making Jokes About All Those Things Already, So It Made Me Some Kind Of Incorruptible Indefatigable, Indestructible Force.