Socrates Became A Trendsetter. Other

My Friend Named His Car. And I Don't Want To Be Judgemental, But... What A Dork.

I Think It's Interesting That Cologne Rhymes With Alone.

I Saw A Dog Wearing A Sweater And I Thought That Looked Ridiculous 'cause Dogs Don't Have Arms. If You're Going To Put Clothes On The Dog, You Should Put Two Pairs Of Pants On It.

There Is A Fine Line Between A Sleepover And Just Drinking Way Too Much At Someone Else's House.

When I Dropped Out [from A Law School], Everybody Was Disappointed... But I Found That Disappointing People Is A Good Thing, Because Disapproval Is Freedom. Before That, I Never Realized How Much I Sought Other People's Approval. Once I Figured That Out, I Was Free To Move On And Seek The Approval Of Other People, In Comedy Clubs And Showbiz Meetings.