Soft Drinks: The Gooey, Bubbly

The British Have An Umbilical Cord Which Has Never Been Cut And Through Which Tea Flows Constantly. It Is Curious To Watch Them In Times Of Sudden Horror, Tragedy Or Disaster. The Pulse Stops Apparently, And Nothing Can Be Done, And Not One Move Made, Until A “nice Cup Of Tea” Is Quickly Made. There Is No Question That It Brings Solace And Does Steady The Mind. What A Pity All Countries Are Not.

Most Women Set Out To Try To Change A Man, And When They Have Changed Him They Do Not Like Him.

Sex Is Much Better With A Woman, But Then One Can't Live With A Woman.

Once A Woman Has Forgiven Her Man, She Must Not Reheat His Sins For Breakfast.

Gentleman. A Man Who Buys Two Of The Same Morning Paper From The Doorman Of His Favorite Nightclub When He Leaves With His Girl.