Some Girls Are Just Born

There Is No Sin Worse In Life Than Being Boring--and Nothing Worse Than Letting Other People Tell You What To Do. I Was One Of The Few Heiresses To Walk The Runway As A Model. A Lot Of People Thought That Was Shocking. Why Did I Do It? Was It A Desperate Cry For Attention, Like The Papers Said? Hardly. It's Not Like I Need Any More Attention. Did I Do It For Money? Of Course Not. Modeling Doesn't Pay That Well, Anyway, Unless You're Gisele Or Cindy Crawford, Or, Like Patti Hansen, You Get To Marry A Rock Star. I Did It Because It Was Fun.

I Would Do The Baby Voice And It's Kind Of Like This Character I Made Up. But In Real Life, I'm Completely Different. I'm Very Smart. I Think A Lot Of People Will Assume I'm An Airhead.

I'm Not Like Anybody Else. I'm Like An American Princess.

I Like My Mug Shot. I Think I Have A Really Great Mug Shot. It Looks Like A Magazine Shoot.

A Life Without Orgasms Is Like A World Without Flowers.