Some Have Brains, And Some

Sometimes I Sits And Thinks, And Sometimes I Just Sits.

Good Morning, Eeyore," Said Pooh. "good Morning, Pooh Bear," Said Eeyore Gloomily. "if It Is A Good Morning, Which I Doubt," Said He. "why, What's The Matter?" "nothing, Pooh Bear, Nothing. We Can't All, And Some Of Us Don't. That's All There Is To It." "can't All What?" Said Pooh, Rubbing His Nose. "gaiety. Song-and-dance. Here We Go Round The Mulberry Bush.

The Old Testament Is Responsible For More Atheism, Agnosticism, Disbelief - Call It What You Will - Than Any Book Ever Written; It Has Emptied More Churches Than All The Counterattractions Of Cinema, Motor Bicycle And Golf Course.

Well," Said Pooh, "what I Like Best," And Then He Had To Stop And Think. Because Although Eating Honey Was A Very Good Thing To Do, There Was A Moment Just Before You Began To Eat It Which Was Better Than When You Were, But He Didn't Know What It Was Called.

And Really, It Wasn’t Much Good Having Anything Exciting Like Floods, If You Couldn’t Share Them With Somebody.