Some National Parks Have Long

There Are Only Two Types Of Motorists: The Idiots Who Drive Slower Than Me, And The Lunatics Who Go Faster.

This Country Was Founded By A Group Of Slave Owners Who Told Us That All Men Are Created Equal.

One Can Never Know For Sure What A Deserted Area Looks Like.

There Will Be A Rain Dance Friday Night, Weather Permitting!

Sometimes, When I Was Really Loaded, I'd Sit On The Floor And Sort Out Every Nut And Bolt In The House. It Was Just Sheer Insanity. And Often There'd Be Speed In The Cut, So I Was A Speed Freak, Too.