Some Of My Fear And

Is There A Homeless Guy Built In To The Design Of Dunkin' Donuts? ...there'll Be An Entrance Here... A Deranged Lunatic Here.

Playing Frisbee With A Five Year Old Is Amazingly Similar To Chasing After A Frisbee.

"i Got Up Early Because I Wanted To." - Nobody

Oh. What If We Eat A Lot With People That Annoy The Hell Out Of Us?

My Wife's Gotten Really Lazy, Or As She Calls It, 'pregnant.'