Some Of You May Have

I Think That If People Are Having Trouble Communicating With One Another, The Least They Can Do Is Shut Up.

I Find Enough Mystery In Mathematics To Satisfy My Spiritual Needs. I Think, For Example, That Pi Is Mysterious Enough (don't Get Me Started!) Without Having To Worry About God. Or If Pi Isn't Enough, How About Fractals? Or Quantum Mechanics?

If, After Hearing My Songs, Just One Human Being Is Inspired To Say Something Nasty To A Friend, Or Perhaps To Strike A Loved One, It Will All Have Been Worth The While.

The Audiences Like To Think That Satire Is Doing Something. But, In Fact, It Is Mostly To Leave Themselves Satisfied. Satisfied Rather Than Angry, Which Is What They Should Be.

Well I Wasn't Really Attacking The Religious Beliefs [in The Song 'the Vatican Rag'], I Was Attacking The Formality Of The Rituals Of The Catholic Church; However, People Took It Wrongly.