Some People Are So Heavenly

Science Is The Topography Of Ignorance.

Every Library Should Try To Be Complete On Something, If It Were Only The History Of Pinheads.

To Obtain A Man's Opinion Of You, Make Him Mad.

Love Is The Master Key That Opens The Gates Of Happiness.

I Hate Facts. I Always Say The Chief End Of Man Is To Form General Propositions - Adding That No General Proposition Is Worth A Damn.