Some People Think About Sex

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I Don't Think My Parents Liked Me. They Put A Live Teddy Bear In My Crib.

You Can't Control Life. It Doesn't Wind Up Perfectly. Only-only Art You Can Control. Art And Masturbation. Two Areas In Which I Am An Absolute Expert.

Heaven Knows, We All Make Mistakes. That's Life - And Chess.