Some People Would Never Get

Housework Is What A Woman Does That Nobody Notices Unless She Hasn't Done It.

The Difference Between Us And Other People Is That Their Money Looks Bigger And Their Troubles Smaller.

Divorce Is The Key That Opens The Strongbox Where The Bonds Of Matrimony Are Kept Under Wedlock.

Consistency Is A Jewel, But Too Much Jewelry Is Vulgar.

Some People Blow Their Top, But All People Blow Their Bottom.