Some Things Are Better Than

I've Been Asked If I Ever Get The Dts. I Don't Know. It's Hard To Tell Where Hollywood Ends And The Dts Begin.

Once, During Prohibition, I Was Forced To Live For Days On Nothing But Food And Water.

Marry An Outdoors Woman. Then If You Throw Her Out Into The Yard On A Cold Night, She Can Still Survive.

When Doctors And Undertakers Meet, They Wink At Each Other.

I Have Been Advised By The Best Medical Authority, At My Age, Not To Attempt To Give Up Alcohol.