Someday I'll Fly Someday I'll

High School Is Like A Spork: It's A Crappy Spoon And A Crappy Fork, So In The End It's Just Plain Useless.

I'm The Only Person I Know Who's Got A Bunch Of Money.

If I Wake Up In The Morning And I Don't Want To Get You A Coffee Or If I Don't See You For A Week And I Don't Want To Go Figure Out Something To Fedex You, Then We've Got A Problem. You Can Fake The Words I Miss You, But You Can't Fake Getting Someone A Book.

Whenever They Say It Can’t Be Done, Remind Them That They Make A Jellybean That Tastes Exactly Like Popcorn.

Playing Music To Me Is As Close To Having Super Powers As You Can Have.