Sometimes I Say To Myself,

The Message Was That If Something Is Free, You Should Only Take The Best. If, On The Other Hand, You're Forced To Pay, It's Best To Lower The Bar And Not Be So Choosy.

But I Don't Distinguish Between Being Laughed With, And Laughed At. I'll Take Either.

The Good Thing About Being Gay, Though, I Always Believed, Is That You Didn't Make Anyone Go To A Wedding. Nobody Wants To Go To A Wedding. Nobody. It Kind Of Bothers Me Now That You Have To Go To Gay Weddings, Too. I Don't Care. It's Still A Wedding. And I Would Give Anybody Double Gifts If They Would Elope.

I Always Think It's A Good Policy To Like The People Who Like You.

As A Foreigner In London, I Like That There Are So Many Other Foreigners.