Sometimes I See A Bird

I Think A Bad Place For A Fire Would Be The Factory Where They Make Those Trick Candles.

The Shortest Feedback Loop I Can Think Of Is Doing Improvisation In Front Of An Audience.

Jumping Jacks Are Easier To Do Than Crawling Jacks.

And Of Course I Didn't Make Any Money From Stand Up For Years, So I Had Temp Jobs. That Was The Way I Made Money.

I Like Parties, But I Don't Like Piñatas Because The Pinata Promotes Violence Against Flamboyant Animals. Hey, There's A Donkey With Some Pizzazz. Let's Kick Its Ass.