Sometimes I Surprise Myself With

But You Know What? When I Die, Everybody Is Invited To Come Take A Selfie At My Funeral. Except For My Enemies. They're Not Invited To The Funeral, Period.

If Kids And Teenagers Can Get Into A Band, Its Probably Not Because They Think Its Brainy.

It's Really Hard To Even Talk About The Internet Without Seeming Instantly Corny.

We Live In Such Extreme Times That I Think We All Have A Responsibility To Be Aware Of What's Happening And Talk About It.

I Feel Like You Constantly Have To Prove Why You Deserve To Continue To Exist.