Sometimes, I Wonder What I'm

I Was Out Dancing With One Actress Or Another. And That Got Press. Even When It Didn't, The Whole Town Knew I Was A Dancing Fool, And Since I Couldn't Very Well Dance With A Man, They Saw Me Dancing With A Lady, And They Assumed The Rest.

I Was Supposed To Be A Romancer, Either Wooing The Leading Lady Or Competing With The Leading Man For Her.

If My Father's Business Hadn't Gone Broke, I'd Be Exporting Nuts, Bolts And Sugar Machinery Right Now. What An Awful Thought!

It's The Maritime Equivalent Of Rock Climbing.

Everybody In Hollywood Was In Around The World In 80 Days. If You Weren't, You Left Town And Made Up An Excuse.