Sometimes It Seems To Me

You Know What Would Be Fun? Nobody Wants To Play Guitar Hero. But You Can Play The Beatles! You Loved The Beatles!

Self-publishing Is Great, But I Don't Want To Be An Icon For It, Or Anything Else.

I Predict A Long Reign Ahead Of You. Years Of Being Referred To As Your Majesty, Your Grace, Your Excellence, My Liege, My Queen, My Lovely.” “i Don’t Think That Last One Is A Formal Title,” I Said. “it Should Be.

When I Was A Little Kid, Before I Learned How To Write, I Would Tell Stories.

I Only Saw Fire And Chandeliers And Smoke. No People. Not The Room. Not Even A Time Frame. Do You Know How Many Chandeliers There Are In The South Wing Alone? What Was I Supposed To Do? Tell Everyone To Avoid Chandeliers Forever?