Sometimes It's Other People's Voices

I Was Dating This Guy And We Would Spend All Day Text Messaging Each Other. And He Thought That He Could Tell That He Liked Me More Because He Actually Spelt The Word 'you' And I Just Put The Letter 'u'.

I Still Find It Tough To Be Around Girls Because I Always Say The Wrong Thing. If A Friend Asks Me If I Look Fat In Something, I'll Be Honest And Say 'yeah' When She Does.

I've Completely Changed The Way I Eat Since Doing 'dancing With The Stars.

To Wake Up In England And Have The Newspaper On Your Front Door With A Headline That Says, 'ozzie's Beach Whale Of A Daughter,' Doesn't Really Do Much For Your Self-esteem At All.

I Took More Hell For Being Fat Than I Did For Being An Absolute Raging Drug Addict. I Will Never Understand That.