Sometimes Miracles Occur Only When

Unconditional Love Is An Illogical Notion, But Such A Great And Powerful One.

I Prefer The Earlier Birth Control Techniques, Which Ranged From The Delicious (using Honey As A Spermicide) To The Aerobic (jumping Backward Seven Times After Coitus).

My Immune System Has Always Been Overly Welcoming Of Germs. It's Far Too Polite, The Biological Equivalent Of A Southern Hostess Inviting Y'all Nice Microbes To Stay Awhile And Have Some Artichoke Dip.

The Key To Making Healthy Decisions Is To Respect Your Future Self. Honor Him Or Her. Treat Him Or Her Like You Would Treat A Friend Or A Loved One.

I Always Thought The Name Of Utah’s Major Newspaper Was Some Sort Of Weird Misspelling Of The Word “desert.” But No, Deseret Is The “land Of The Honeybee,” According To The Book Of Mormon. I Guess I Should Have Figured They Would Have Caught A Typo In The Masthead After 154 Years.