Sometimes You Just Get The

(...the Non-conformist, How Do You Keep From Getting Scarred?)/i Don’t! I Got A Scar Here…and Uh I Got A Scar On My Knee…and Uh A Few Scars On My Soul.

The Four Pillars Of Wisdom That Support Journalistic Endeavors Are: Lies, Stupidity, Money-grubbing, And Ethical Irresponsibility.

If You're Successful, Acting Is About As Soft A Job As Anybody Could Ever Wish For. But If You're Unsuccessful It's Worse Than Having A Skin Disease.

I Don't Know What People Expect When They Meet Me. They Seem To Be Afraid That I'm Going To Piss In The Potted Palm And Slap Them On The Ass.

Acting Is An Empty And Useless Profession.