Sometimes You Win, Sometimes You

Keep The Juices Flowing By Jangling Around Gently As You Move.

Go Light On The Vices, Such As Carrying On In Society. The Social Life Ain't Restful. Avoid Running At All Times. Don't Look Back. Something May Be Gaining On You.

Avoid Fried Foods, Which Angry Up The Blood.

If You Want To Live A Long Time, Don't Fool With Nothing Old But Money, Nothing Big But A Bank Roll, Nothing Black But A Cadillac, Nothing Over Twenty-two Years, Nothing That Weighs Over 130. If You Do, You're In Trouble. 'cause When You're Getting Old And Your Cells Gettin' Low, You'll Need A Delco Battery To Boost Ya.

You Win A Few, You Lose A Few. Some Get Rained Out. But You Got To Dress For All Of Them.