Southerners Have Many Fine Qualities,

Have Fun, Entertain Yourself With Your Work, Make Yourself Laugh And Cry With Your Own Stories, Make Yourself Shiver In Suspense Along With Your Characters. If You Can Do That, Then You Will Most Likely Find A Large Audience; But Even If A Large Audience Is Never Found, You'll Have A Happy Life.

His Blue Eyes Were Seas Where Sorrow Sailed.

My Wife Is My First Audience. She's A Tough Lady, So I Can't Say That I Ever Scare Her. Except, Of Course, When She Sees Me The Way I Look Before Breakfast.

Funny, How One Good Cookie Could Calm The Mind And Even Elevate A Troubled Soul.

Humanity Is A Parade Of Fools, And I Am At The Front Of It, Twirling A Baton.