Stan Musial, Who Said, Why

Making You A Pioneer Only Means One Thing. You Were Around At The Time.

George Washington, Who Said To His Father, Dad, If I Never Tell I Lie, How Am I Ever Gonna Become President? Never Got A Dinner!

Dinah Shore? Wonderful Woman. Dinah Formed A Foundation To Locate Missing Senior Citizens By Putting Their Pictures On Prune Juice Bottles.

Vincent Van Gogh, Who Said To The Hat Salesman, I Like It, But It Keeps Sliding Over My Ear. Never Got A Dinner!

Venus De Milo's Mother, Who Once Said To Venus, You Never Call Me. Can't You Pick Up A Phone? Never Got A Dinner!