Stars Today Are Just Masturbation

Movies Bore Me; Especially My Own.

These Kids Only Want To Talk About Acting Method And Motivation. In My Day All We Talked About Was Screwing And Overtime.

This Is Not A Tough Job. You Read A Script. If You Like The Part And The Money Is O.k., You Do It. Then You Remember Your Lines. You Show Up On Time. You Do What The Director Tells You To Do. When You Finish, You Rest And Then Go On To The Next Part. That's It.

The Only Effect That I Ever Noticed From Smoking Marijuana Was A Sort Of Mild Sedative, A Release Of Tension When I Was Overworking. It Never Made Me Boisterous Of Quarrelsome. If Anything, It Calmed Me And Reduced My Activity.

People Think I Have An Interesting Walk. Hell, I'm Just Trying To Hold My Gut In.