15 Steel Chairs? That's Insane.

Yes I Have A Belt. I Wear Big Pants Because My Ass Is Huge. So I Can't Go To A Store By Off The Rack A Size That Is Appropriate For My Waist Because They Don't Fit My Ass!

Baloney Fudging Mustard!

Vicke Is So Fat That She Wakes Up In Sections.

When The Day Comes When You Don’t Believe In Yourself There’s The Door, Get The Hell Out.

By The Time I Was 15 And I Stepped In The High School Gym, I Was Just Stronger Than Everybody.