Stoners Are Cute; Junkies Are

My Job Is To Say, 'this Is How I See The World. Do You Agree?'

There Was Never Any Down Side To Casting Friends Over Professionals. It Was Always Fun Seeing Folks Who Never Performed Before Stretching Their Wings.

I Know You're Supposed To Tell Kids Not To Do Drugs, But, Kids, Do It! Do Weed! Don't Do The Other Stuff, But Weed Is Good

I Know What It Feels Like To Carry A Lot Of Weight In A Society That's Very Image-conscious. It's A Thin Person's World, And We Try To Navigate Within It Without Being Made Fun Of.

When Are You People Going To Learn? It's Not About Who's Right Or Wrong. No Denomination's Nailed It Yet, Because They're All Too Self-righteous To Realize That It Doesn't Matter What You Have Faith In, Just That You Have Faith. Your Hearts Are In The Right Place, But Your Brains Need To Wake Up. I Have Issues With Anyone Who Treats Faith As A Burden Instead Of A Blessing. You People Don't Celebrate Your Faith; You Mourn It.