Stop The Planet. I Want

Honey, A Man Can't Keep His Gun In A Cookie Jar. It Just Isn't Done.

Everyone Knows You Can't See Death Cooties. Take My Word For It, That Couch Has The Biggest, Fattest Death Cooties That Ever Existed. That Couch Has The Mother Of All Death Cooties. – Lula

I Like My Nuts," Mooner Said. "i Don't Want Them Cut Off. I'd Be, Like, Nutless Then.

I Was Watching Television And I Saw How You Stick Your Fingers In A Person's Eyes To Slow Them Down." Grandma Mazur

My Grandmother Is A Little Cuban Woman Who Cooks All Day And Speaks Spanish. Your Grandmother Watches Pay-per-view Porn." "she Used To Watch The Weather Channel, But She Said There Wasn't Enough Action." -ranger And Stephanie