Strict Punctuality Is A Cheap

Graft Good Fruit All, Or Graft Not At All.

Never Take A Wife Till Thou Hast A House (and A Fire) To Put Her In.

I Wake Up Every Morning At Nine And Grab For The Morning Paper. Then I Look At The Obituary Page. If My Name Is Not On It, I Get Up.

The Constitution Only Guarantees The American People The Right To Pursue Happiness. You Have To Catch It Yourself.

Who Has Deceived Thee As Oft As Thyself.