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Suppose I Could Shoot Myself In The Mouth, But What If I Miss? People Will Laugh At Me.
-George Carlin
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Suppose I Could Shoot Myself
George Carlin
Suppose I Could Shoot Myself In The Mouth, But What If I Miss? People Will Laugh At Me.
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