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A Truly Appreciative Child Will Break, Lose, Spoil, Or Fondle To Death Any Really Successful Gift Within A Matter Of Minutes.

In My Estimation, The Only Thing That Is More To Be Guarded Against Than Bad Taste Is Good Taste.

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It Is Always Well To Accept Your Own Shortcomings With Candor But To Regard Those Of Your Friends With Polite Incredulity.