Take A Stand, America! You

Patriotic Is Saying, Government, You Know, You're Not Always The Solution.

We Have A President, Perhaps For The Very First Time Since The Founding Of Our Republic, Who Doesn't Appear To Believe That America Is The Greatest Earthly Force For Good The World Has Ever Known.

Folks, This Government Isn't Too Big To Fail, It's Too Big To Succeed.

I Always Remind People From Outside Our State That There’s Plenty Of Room For All Alaska’s Animals — Right Next To The Mashed Potatoes.

I Guess A Small-town Mayor Is Sort Of Like A Community Organizer, Except That You Have Actual Responsibilities.