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My Husband Was A Pilot. He Flew Elvis When Elvis First Started Making Appearances Around The Country.

So Often When You Start Talking About Kindness To Animals Someone Comments That Starving And Mistreated Children Should Come First. The Issue Can't Be Divided Like That. It Isn't A Choice Between Children And Animals. It's Our Duty To Care For Both. Kindness Is The Important Thing. Kids And Animals Are Our Responsibility.

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Getting Married Is A Lot Like Getting Into A Tub Of Hot Water. After You Get Used To It, It Ain't So Hot.

The Doctor Must Have Put My Pacemaker In Wrong. Every Time My Husband Kisses Me, The Garage Door Goes Up.