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Instead Of Telling Our Young People To Plan Ahead, We Should Tell Them To Plan To Be Surprised.

Some People Just Derive Great Joy From Making Other People Laugh. And I Do, But I Don't Feel Like I Need To Do It 24 Hours A Day.

People Generally Have Sex Fairly Young, And Probably Younger Than They Should Be Having It.

Like Most People, I Have Painful Memories Of Trying To Fit In As A Child. I Wore, Said, And Did Pretty Much What Everyone Else Did.

I Don't Text, I Don't Have A Blackberry. Literally, I Just Have A Cell Phone That I Haven't Programmed And The Whole Bluetooth. No. I Don't Even Have An Earpiece For My Cell Phone.