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Tel-aviv Airport Is Still The Only Airport In The World Where Each Passenger Is Met By Ten Relatives.
-George Mikes
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Tel-aviv Airport Is Still The
George Mikes
Tel-aviv Airport Is Still The Only Airport In The World Where Each Passenger Is Met By Ten Relatives.
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