Television. That's Where Movies Go

I Need Money. I Have A Staff Of 30, And Four Houses, Never Mind The Government, To Support.

The Audience Was Swell. They Were So Polite They Covered Their Mouths When They Yawned.

Golf Is A Funny Game. It's Done Much For Health, And At The Same Time Has Ruined People By Robbing Them Of Their Peace Of Mind. Look At Me, I'm The Healthiest Idiot In The World.

Bing Crosby And I Weren't The Types To Go Around Kissing Each Other. We Always Had A Light Jab For Each Other. One Of Our Stock Lines Used To Be "there's Nothing I Wouldn't Do For Bing, And There's Nothing He Wouldn't Do For Me." And That's The Way We Go Through Life - Doing Nothing For Each Other!

I Ruined My Hands In The Ring. The Referee Kept Stepping On Them.