Tell Them To Stand Closer

My Horse Was In The Lead, Coming Down The Home Stretch, But The Caddie Fell Off.

We Want A Story That Starts Out With An Earthquake And Works Its Way Up To A Climax.

Gentlemen, I Want You To Know That I Am Not Always Right, But I Am Never Wrong.

I Don't Want To Be Surrounded By 'yes Men'. I Want People Who'll Disagree With Me, Even If It Costs Them Their Jobs.

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