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I Have To Keep Testing Myself.

My House Was Bugged. They Couldn't Find Any Information On Me Being A Subversive Because I Happen To Love America; I Just Don't Like Some Of The Things The Government Is Doing.

Jewelry, To Me, Is A Pain In The Derriere, Because You Have To Be Watching It All The Time.

Just Because You Are Different Does Not Mean That You Have To Be Rejected

I Sent My Daughter 40 Roses Last November Because I Thought She Was 40. And She Laughed Her Head Off. She Is Not Going To Be 40 Until This Year!