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Reality Tv Now Doesn't Feel Reality Tv When It Started. The Line Between Reality And Fiction Is Blurred. So Many Of These People Are Phony Or Shallow, In Their Own Right. If You've Ever Watched Any Of The Real Housewives, Or Those Types Of Shows, They're All Performing. Even Though They're Real People, They're Performing.

And I Somehow Always Felt Less Lonely When I Was Completely Alone.

I'm Not Quite As Limber, But For My Peers And My Age Group, I'm Still Top Notch!

Supermodels Are Over, And The New Picture Girl Has Become The Television Actress.

The Diet Industry Is Making A Lot Of Money Selling Us Fad Diets, Nonfat Foods Full Of Chemicals, Gym Memberships, And Pills While We Lose A Piece Of Our Self-esteem Every Time We Fail Another Diet Or Neglect To Use The Gym Membership We Could Barely Afford.