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I Went To The Un And Even The Guidebook Was Spineless.

Just Put Down 9/11... I Think, On Most Things I'm Liberal, Except On Defending Ourselves And Keeping Half The Money. Those Things I'm Kind Of Conservative On.

You Know There Is A Problem With The Education System When You Realize That Out Of The 3 R's Only One Begins With An R.

Everybody Has To Sell Out At Some Point To Make A Living.

The Democrats Continue To Snipe At Bush. They'll Never Give It Up To Him. You Know Teddy Kennedy And Tom Daschle Pick More Nits Than A Father And Son Spider Monkey Team Who Know They're Being Followed By A National Geographic Film Crew.